Thursday, November 8, 2012

047 – Athens - 3000 Years in 3 Days


Despite the jet lag, we were all smiles on our first morning in Athens,



With a fresh outlook on the day.

After getting a little sustenance under our belts, 

 We were ready to delve into the “Cradle of Western Civilzation”.

And what better place to start, than the top? So off to the Acropolis we climbed.



The views were unbelievable.

I’d like to say that we gleaned a wealth of knowledge on the beginnings of democracy and modern civilization on our self-guided tour. Although, with two small children, one small tour book and a couple pamphlets, time and resources available for synthesizing information were minimal.  The tour went a little something like this…

“Hey that's cool, what's that?”
“It’s a theatre, it says in the book that it was - CIEL! Don’t climb on that…”
“A,B,C,D, EL-EM-EN-O-PEE!”

“Hey did you know that the Parthenon was built in – Oooh maaan, Ciel just did a face plant, where’s blankie?"
"I waaaant my daaaaaddy!"
"You’d better carry her, too"
 “What’s that?”

“I don’t know there’s a signboard, but it’s back there, we better keep moving before we anger the gods and that sippy cup she downed two hours ago comes back to haunt us.”

If your wondering what Taz was doing this whole time, the answer is nothing. True to his nickname, LM (Low Maintenance), the kid hasn’t done a damn thing since we got here, he doesn’t eat, he doesn’t sleep, he doesn’t poop, he doesn’t fuss.




The only thing he has done is get his mother all up in arms… 

…but as any baby son knows, that’s never very hard. 
I'm sure he'll sort himself out...just in time for the next time zone change.

Meanwhile, his sister, HM, has been true to form.
“I need my blankie and soothie, I’m going to sit in the stroller for a rest…"






"...I don’t want to sit in the stroller I want to run, I don’t need blankie and soothie”



“Can I have a snack please…”
“…I don’t want anymore snack, you finish it, daddy”

 “I’m going to have a nap in the stroller…I don’t need a nap can I get out of the stroller, please?”


 Despite the challenges, we’ve still become quite accomplished relic hunters, managing to tour not only the Acropolis, but the Agora,

Roman Baths, 

 And the Temple of Olympian Zeus.

 It takes a little imagination to extrapolate the ruins to the 104-column behemoth of antiquity, but impressive nonetheless.


The weather has been beautiful, but we could always find a shady place to take a load off.


 As you may recall from our previous travels, we have frequently found ourselves embroiled in (or fleeing) much turmoil, both political and environmental.   Not surprisingly, Athens was no different.  Days 2 and 3 of our stay were marked by a general strike and many protests.  We narrowly escaped being trampled by this oncoming crowd,

 Before seeking safe haven on the pedestrian streets of the Plaka District.



After that we made it a point to get on the good side with law enforcement types.

 Ciel did her usual shmooozing and offered to help out.


They put her on the front lines.

After two days of dragging our largely-compliant two-year-old to see crumbly, old buildings we decided to reward her on day three with an activity that was a little more age-appropriate.  A determined Britt did some internet research and identified a “Balloons: Children’s Play Paradise” with an honest and true bouncy castle a mere 2 km from our condo.   Check out the webpage.

Awesome, eh? Who’s excited?!

Well, Ciel sure was.

She talked about the bouncy castle at dinner, at bath time,  during pre-bedtime pee, at bedtime, during post-bedtime-procrastination pee, after falling out of bed in the middle of the night and in the morning at breakfast…she was excited.

Well, you can imagine her demeanour when we arrived at the address to find this…

…Not so bouncy.
After a brief moment, when Britt almost broke into tears at Ciel’s innocent inquiry, 
“Mummy, why’s ther’ no bouncy castle?”,
We regrouped, and fortunately found a suitable alternative in the eyes of a toddler, an afternoon touring local playgrounds.


 

Even Mummy’s spirits were lifted.
 And we couldn’t hold Tasman back from the action.


Aside from the first night, we made all our meals at home and were quite proud to delve into Greek culinary culture.  As a personal challenge, we attempted to craft as many meals as we could out of the same five ingredients (olives, feta, tomatoes, cucumber, pita); gyros, Mediterranean omelet with pita,  Greek salad, Greek stir-fry with cucumber salad…you get the picture.  We managed to make it to dinner on day three before we branched out and picked up some saganaki and local sausage.
O-PA!



Of course, all the salt-laden feasts necessitated a sampling of local wares to quench our palates.


(Hopefully, that appeases the requests from the Dionysians in our readership.)

That just about wraps up Athens, tomorrow, barring any riotous mobs or natural disasters, we’re off to Crete to settle in for a relaxing 3-week stint… I’m sure the trip will be a breeze…





Tuesday, November 6, 2012

046 – Athens via London - Planes, Trains And Automobiles… And One Tiny Elevator


After 48hrs of intensive packing (which basically consisted of Britt neatly folding and packing mountains of paraphernalia, me repeatedly inquiring,  “Do you/Ciel/Taz really need 47 shirts/pairs of shoes/stuffed animals/dinky cars/onesies? Isn’t a couple pairs of underwear enough…?”, and Ciel following closely behind not-so-neatly unpacking in Britt’s wake, all with Tasman Jolly-Jumping along in ignorant bliss), we managed to jam all our belongings and gargantuan stroller into the car so Nana and G-Dad could dump us at the airport…
27 km down, 42,236 km more to go.

Ciel’s new markers and Taz’s good nature, made the airport transit rather uneventful.


It wasn’t long before (with blankies and soothies in hand/mouth) we were ready for take-off.

With Ciel’s new headphones as our secret weapon, the flight was the picture of calm and serenity.

For the first ten minutes.
 Soon after, Taz woke up and realized he was hungry and there was no comfy Bumbo seat to be found, Ciel started flopping around singing “Doh a deer, a female drop of golden suuuuunnn!” at the top of her lungs and our dreams of more than 30 seconds of shuteye, dissipated like our fading contrails.
Things were looking up when Ciel finally nodded off as we began our descent into London, until the turbulence caused her to surprise-toss a giant stinky yak on her shirt, pants, and blankie as well as my sweatshirt, and pants effectively wiping out our only garments 6 hours into our 14-hour journey to Athens.

Our 4-hour layover at Heathrow gave us just enough time to hop on the inter-terminal train, grab a snack, and come up with the brilliant idea to dose Ciel with Gravol for the next leg to try to catch up on some sleep (and to mitigate any further undesirable projectiles). Clearly, it had a paradoxical effect and instead had her bouncing off the bulkheads and running laps in the aisles with Britt in tow. Fortunately, Tasman, the Baby Bjorn and I escaped to the back to catch forty winks. 

Despite the challenges we finally arrived in Athens, and a short taxi and cramped elevator ride later,

 We arrived at our apartment in the heart of downtown.  While the quarters were modest,


A couple local beers and some souvlaki take-out on our giant archetypal Greek balcony at dusk, were just what the doctor ordered…



 If you thought the journey should have ended there, you’re not the only one. Imagine Britt and my surprise when our sleep-deprived offspring,  bounced out of bed at 3:00 am, bright-eyed,
 And bushy-haired,
 Looking to dig up a little more quality family time.
Britt and Ciel wisely took the opportunity to peruse our Top Ten Athens Guide in preparation for the day ahead.

Tomorrow’s going to be a busy day.  See you in the morning!





Wednesday, October 31, 2012

045 - BOO!!! (...Weee'rreee Baaaack!)


With our upcoming second circumnavigation on the horizon, I figured I should resurrect this blog in preparation.  Just a short one to get the juices flowing....


Our story begins where every Hallowe’en should,
On a mission to find a pumpkin that’s good.

Once it was found, Ciel was ready to go,
 And carve some scary faces to make those Jack o’ Lanterns glow!

She got into her costume with zeal and with vigor,
 
Then excitedly screamed: “To the Thing-a-ma-jigger!”


She met up with her cousins (honest, it’s true)…
Cat in the Hat, with Thing 1 and Thing 2. 



They scarfed down some pizza, and then got their wish,
To go trick-or-treating… with Tasman the Fish.

With a haul in their baskets, they declared they were done,
And it was back to the Thing-a-ma-jigger for Thing 2 and Thing 1.



HAPPY HALLOWE’EN!!!


(p.s. the real adventure starts Saturday, 03 November 2012... stay tuned for more!)