115 - Western Canada Road Trip - Day 13-17 (Revelstoke - Kelowna - 170 km ) - Rags to Riches

Now, we are more than accustomed to lengthy trips to Nana and G'Dad's place on Manitoulin Island, 

(Manitoulin Cameo!!!)

but at 4,434 km and 12 days, this was officially the longest, most epic drive EV-ER to get to the cottage.

However, let me tell you, it was worth it.

Fresh from the rugged charm of RV living and nomadic hotel-hopping, joining the Ketchums

Cory, (Britt's Cousin) Chris, Jessie(🤰) and Dan.

at Cory's parent's 

(Gail & Tom)

 place in Kelowna was like finding ourselves in an episode of Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous!

For the full effect, the remainder of this entry is to be read in a British accent, channeling your inner Robin Leach...

"With champagne wishes and caviar dreams."

Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to be enchanted by a true gem of the Okanagan! Welcome to a spectacular seven-bedroom, seven-bathroom waterfront mansion that redefines opulence. 

On the pristine shores of Okanagan Lake, 

this isn’t just a home; it’s a playground for the affluent and adventurous!

Step into a world of luxury, where each bedroom is a sanctuary of elegance, offering sweeping views of the sparkling lake.

 Wake up to the gentle lapping of waves and enjoy your morning on a private balcony, bathed in sunlight. 

This sprawling estate is designed for those who live life to the fullest.

For the athletic elite, the property features private tennis courts

 where you can perfect your ground strokes,

and hone your overhand smash, 

a 24-hr ping pong arena for fast-paced fun, 

a lush putting green to refine your golf skills, 

and a bocce ball court for leisurely matches. 

(Aside: Maybe not so leisurely, this shit can get IN-TENSE!)

Every detail of this estate is crafted for enjoyment and pleasure.

And worry not about planning your adventures. Your personal activities director is on hand to ensure every moment is filled with excitement and relaxation 

meticulously tailored to your desires

Water enthusiasts, rejoice! 

 The estate comes complete with an array of buoyant delights, ensuring endless aquatic fun for everyone. 

Your personal fleet awaits: 

a sleek waterskiing boat for adrenaline-fuelled adventures, 

a cruising bow-rider for leisurely lake tours, 

(BYOB - Bring Your Own Bow Fluff)

and a jetski for heart-pounding excitement. 

Under the expert tutelage of world-renowned instructors,

 you'll master the exhilarating art of wake surfing in the blink of an eye.

Almost...

Behold as staff dazzle with the exclusive and thrilling Kelowna Wake Surfing Beer Pass, 

a signature move of unparalleled finesse.

But, the delights don’t end at the water’s edge. Just steps away, you’ll find yourself amidst renowned local vineyards, 

offering some of the finest wines the region has to offer. 

Savour exquisite vintages while indulging in delectable cuisine

amidst the stunning landscape.

Consider starting your day with a lavish breakfast at the El Dorado Hotel, 

a local favourite known for its gourmet offerings 

and generous mimosas...

Then, return to your lakeside oasis, 

where you can be pampered with on-site spa services,

invigorate yourself with daily dockside calisthenics,

or indulge in the serene observation of local wildlife. 

(Mule Deer)

(Bald Eagle)

There are even rumoured to be some gravid Beluga in the area.

And if you crave the camaraderie of the elite, you'll find yourself in esteemed circles—rubbing elbows with any of the multiple NHL hockey players who frequent this prestigious neighbourhood.

Despite the occasional wildfire that sweeps through the region,

 the estate stands as a resilient haven, 

ensuring your safety and comfort.

Here, every day is a celebration of luxury, leisure, and the finer things in life. 

Welcome to the epitome of extravagant living, where the lake meets lavishness, and every moment is a memory in the making. 

This is your invitation to a life less ordinary, on the enchanting shores of Okanagan Lake!

Not a bad way to end the trip...