044 - EpiBLOGue - Hair Razing

As some of you may have noticed, my personal grooming took a back seat over the past six months. In fact, I think it was actually riding on the tailgate.

 This has been fueled by part apathy, part curiosity, and part having the cord melt off my shavers when I plugged them into the Tasmanian 240V outlet back in November…

Since then my locks and beard have taken on a life of their own.

 A fact most aptly captured in this artist’s rendering by my nephew, Ian.

“Uncle Luke”

 With our days of leisure at a close, I’ve had to whittle things down to see if I could find something that will work back in the real world.  After consultation with Ciel and Brittster we’ve decided I should join the ranks of greats such as Magnum PI, Wilford Brimley, Hulk Hogan, Salvador Dali, Albert Einstein and Super Mario. 

 That’s right, Just A Moustache… aka “JAM”…

Toast and JAM

 Muffin and JAM

Traffic JAM

Toe JAM

 JAMmin’

And, last but not least, JAM and my Mam.

It’s been a good run.

Thanks for tuning in.

Exit.

Curtain.

Lights out.